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When I have my own kids,
nichaboo: I want to actually be close to them to the point where they can trust me and tell me anything. I wouldn’t punish nor lecture them too harshly if they tell me the truth. I’ll let them go out and have fun with their friends, and get involved in relationships. I’m going to make them take care of their own responsibility, but I want to be there to guide them also. I don’t want to be the...
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me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
husband: No.
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
husband: No.
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
husband: No!
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
husband: ...
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband: Oh my God.
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."
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